I worry far too much about parts of myself other people probably don’t even notice, I should learn to accept myself more
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Per the man law code and if not it should be
I applaud this.
Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?
Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.
Many mixed feelings.
That’s not just the bro code. That’s just the right fucking thing to do.
I never used to want to let anyone in and now you’re in but you’re shutting me out
a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”
and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal
I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCH
I heard you were talkin’ shit
It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it