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dream-residue:

ruthewho:

It took me ages to notice he nearly burst into laughter 

RYAN I FOUND THE PERFECT GIF

dream-residue:

ruthewho:

It took me ages to notice he nearly burst into laughter 

RYAN I FOUND THE PERFECT GIF

17 minutes ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 3,064 notes
pastelletta:


No face is kind of cute when he’s not being terrifying and eating people.

pastelletta:

No face is kind of cute when he’s not being terrifying and eating people.

45 minutes ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 196,682 notes
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floopyluvspineapples:

You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.

And you’re just like:
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1 hour ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 190,201 notes
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Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

Anonymous

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

2 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 91,259 notes

totallyfuckingfetch:

totallyfuckingfetch:

How to find out who you like: get drunk and see who you text

Well this got notes fast

3 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 437 notes

thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

3 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 764,369 notes
You made me hate myself alot
- 5/2/14 Six word story (via elauxe)
9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 57,950 notes
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